Michael Erhart
Why don't caterpillars wear little suits like penguins?
Anonymous

Because they already wear too many hats.

What's the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden sparrow?
Anonymous

Feet.

two-trees-and-a-swing:

My New reRecording of Prom night by The Perfect Theory. It is best enjoyed whilst you are sitting home alone on prom night .

“I’ll pick you up tonight at eight
And then we will go on out to eat
at some place great like a steakhouse
with twenty five dollar plates
and it won’t be bad
and you and I will laugh and smile
and maybe hold each others hands
‘cause tonight is prom night in my town
and all my friends
are gathered all around
I’m not sure
I know these people’s names
but I’ll still play these outrageous party games

I know my dear you would agree
that tonight there’s not a better place
than the golden state of Iowa to be
cause Britt is where it’s at
in fact my clothes match yours and we look shocking
take my hand and we’ll go walking out
it’s prom night in my town
and you look nice
but like you’ve added several pounds
my dear would you like a piece of cake
eat it slower more ladylike for goodness sake

I think I’m starting to feel ill
cause I’ve just realized the truth about
tonight and how much I don’t wanna be inside
with you or anyone a part of this
I don’t like this place I don’t
wanna be here, I just wanna go home
there’s something you should know
I hate the prom
but my mom made me go
something I just must confess
when you called my house
my mom made me say yes
one more thing
I just gotta say
my band doesn’t face the audience
and we don’t even have words”

packrattheartist:



Just a quick sketch I did to relax. I could definitely see myself in that picture in a couple years. Some salty caramel ice cream with a beautiful German Shepard in some tropical location.  That would be awesome.It’s nice to draw yourself in an ideal situation.  Where do you want to be in a couple years?Anyway, I don’t know how to draw dogs.  :(

packrattheartist:

Just a quick sketch I did to relax. I could definitely see myself in that picture in a couple years. Some salty caramel ice cream with a beautiful German Shepard in some tropical location.  That would be awesome.
It’s nice to draw yourself in an ideal situation.  Where do you want to be in a couple years?
Anyway, I don’t know how to draw dogs.  :(

I love you Michael :)
Anonymous

:)

Can you be mine?
Anonymous

My what?

Hey you so.... Tell me a lol about yourself?
Anonymous

I’m an avid Bigfoot fan.

Favorite fruit?
Anonymous

Fruit of the Loom

Ate you by chance doing a tour anytime soon?
Anonymous

I was just talking to someone today about doing one, but I’m going to concentrate on finishing an album first.

Can we be friends...?

Sure can!